Monoblogue by Neil Berliner: Have You Been a Good Little Boy This Year?

A 45 year-old man dressed as an elf and waiting in line to take his picture with Santa Claus was arrested after telling Santa that he was carrying dynamite. Mall security was stunned. “We usually have no problems whatsoever with 45 year-old men dressed as elves who want to have their pictures taken with Santa.”

Tiger Woods has decided to leave the PGA tour indefinitely to patch up his marriage. “It’s the only decent thing for him to do — and it could take many years to work this thing out,” said Phil Mickelson.

The White House gate-crashers’ lawyer has announced that they plan to take the fifth. Great. So at the next party they weasel their way into, they’ll also be stealing the liquor.

Web retailers like eBay are experimenting with opening real “brick and mortar” stores. In a related, but frightening story, one Internet dating site is suggesting that people might actually try to meet each other in person.

There’s been a recall of 10 million cans of Slim-Fast. So lots of fat cans won’t be getting slim too fast.

The remaining Jackson brothers are doing their first concert since Michael’s death. Sort of feels like getting stuck watching a Three Stooges episodes that has Shemp instead of Curly.

Neil Berliner is a comedy writer and practicing M.D. He has written aired lines for 11 major roasts since 2006 including Matt Lauer, Artie Lange, Mario Batali, Andy Dick, Pat Cooper, William Shatner, and Flavor Flav. Join Neil on Facebook and follow him on Twitter.

Published on Monday, December 14 at 7:14 am by Stage Time Magazine · Filed Under: Comedians, Comedy Blogs, Featured 

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