Monoblogue by Neil Berliner: Derek Jeter: Sportsman of the Year!

Derek Jeter was just named “Sportsman of the Year” by Sports Illustrated. Well, no kidding- look at the lineup surrounding that guy: Jessica Biel, Scarlet Johansson, Vanessa Minnillo, Jessica Alba…

Ecstasy pills shaped like Barack Obama’s face were recently found during a drug raid. The Feds also found some “X” pills shaped like John McCain. Oh, wait – the McCain stuff was actually “Ex-Lax”.

Tiger Woods’ problem: too many strokes on his putz. Hey, maybe he isn’t that great a golfer, after all. Seems like he spends a lot of time getting caught in the bushes.

Alec Baldwin has announced that he’ll quit acting in 2012. So, in 2012, what will Alec quit acting like?

The New Jersey Nets just fired coach Lawrence Frank after the team lost their first 16 games. NY Mets owner Jeff Wilpon immediately jumped into action and called Frank, asked him if he knows anything about baseball, and if he’s available.

Barack Obama has announced his game plan for Afghanistan, including an exit strategy. Dick Cheney has announced that he may soon be ordering George W. Bush to announce an Iraq exit strategy.

So, did you hear the one that’s not about Tiger Woods or those party crashers?

Published on Monday, December 7 at 7:48 pm by Stage Time Magazine · Filed Under: Comedians, Comedy Blogs, Featured 

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