Monoblogue by Neil Berliner: Democratic Party Crashers
November 30, 2009 by Stage Time Magazine
That couple who sneaked by the Secret Service and met the Obamas is planning even more wild stuff in their quest for a reality show. Next, they’ll be filmed in a room with a slimy, 80 year-old lizard that apparently talks. Oh wait, that’s just their interview with Larry King.
So which golf club did Tiger’s wife belt him with? Hint: the one that’s perfect for the “big putz”!
Ever since his “Miracle on the Hudson” landing, Captain Chesley Sullenberger says that he and his wife have been having “rock star sex”. Yup, ol’ Sully can always find that wet landing strip!
Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong just announced their 2010 North American Tour. Those two are so old and burnt out, they can’t even remember which one’s Cheech and which one’s Chong!
Two people in China were just executed for poisoning the country’s milk supply. They’d reached their expiration date.
A two year-old Tennessee boy helped his mother deliver her fourth baby on their living room couch. When a reporter asked him if he’d been scared or nervous, the toddler replied, “Ha! No way; the two before this one were C-sections!”
One of 37 ethics charges against Mark Sanford of South Carolina is for using a state plane to travel to get a haircut. The least he could’ve done for the taxpayers — make a quick stop over in North Carolina, schedule back-to-back haircuts, and split all the flight costs with John Edwards!
Neil Berliner is a comedy writer and practicing M.D. He has written aired lines for 11 major roasts since 2006 including Matt Lauer, Artie Lange, Mario Batali, Andy Dick, Pat Cooper, William Shatner, and Flavor Flav. Join Neil on Facebook and follow him on Twitter.
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