Monoblogue by Neil Berliner: Dead, Rich Andy Warhol
November 14, 2009 by Stage Time Magazine
Andy Warhol’s painting, “200 One Dollar Bills” just sold at auction for $43.7 million. Look for my new work entitled “$43.7 Million Dollars” on eBay tomorrow. Bids start at $200.
Researchers have found that pigs are brilliant at finding food stashes, and will even follow other pigs that seem to know where the food is. Reminds me of researchers who are always scrounging around for grant money! Oink! Oink!
It was insanity at CNN in Atlanta yesterday. First, that ancient anchorman with the bad caps quit his job. Next, the sex tape video-breast implant-California wacko Carrie Prejean nearly walked off The Larry King Show. The two of them were introduced in the hallway: “Lou Dobbs, meet ‘New Knobs’!”
The FBI is trying to figure out what the white powder is that was recently sent to four foreign consulates. I hear that the Feds are using “cutting edge optical technology.” Ya know, razor blades and mirrors.
Pamela Anderson’s manager recently demanded that photographers shoot her only with a “ring flash,” which eliminates imperfections. If only he’d manage Amy Winehouse or Carrot Top.
Bernie Madoff’s stuff is being auctioned off. Low bids are expected on his Mets jacket which says “Madoff” on the back. May not be safe to walk the streets of New York in that thing, after all, it does say Mets on it!
Neil Berliner is a comedy writer and practicing M.D. He has written aired lines for 11 major roasts since 2006 including Matt Lauer, Artie Lange, Mario Batali, Andy Dick, Pat Cooper, William Shatner, and Flavor Flav. Join Neil on Facebook and follow him on Twitter.
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