Monoblogue by Neil Berliner: El Paso Ugly
October 25, 2009 by Stage Time Magazine
A poll on www.totalbeauty.com says that women think that the ugliest men in the country are in El Paso, Texas. When guys hit on women there, the ladies all respond the same way, “I’ll pass-o”.
Major League Baseball has announced that for the World Series, there will be no bottles, cameras, or large backpacks permitted in either stadium. And absolutely no pets, except for the umpires’ seeing-eye dogs.
Speaking of baseball, Steve Phillips is really into “team loyalty”! When he cheated on his wife, he did it with someone who has the same figure as Mr. Met!
Mary Murphy, a judge on So You Think You Can Dance, has announced that she was once the victim of spousal abuse. So was I, that time my wife got the DVR stuck on a full season of So You Think You Can Dance.
Sarah Palin’s so thrilled about her first book, that she’s decided to read another one! And Joe Biden plans to outdo Going Rogue with a book of his own –- Going Rogaine.
An 83 year-old man recently shot his musician son in the head because “he refused to stop drumming.” I’ll tell ya, that Pete Best has absolutely no luck, whatsoever!
An atheist group is launching a big advertising campaign in the NYC subways. Their motto: Nothing damn these dirty, late trains!”
Neil Berliner is a comedy writer and practicing M.D. He has written aired lines for 11 major roasts since 2006 including Matt Lauer, Artie Lange, Mario Batali, Andy Dick, Pat Cooper, William Shatner, and Flavor Flav. Join Neil on Facebook and follow him on Twitter.
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