Monoblogue by Neil Berliner: Larry King’s Kiddies
July 8, 2010 by Stage Time Magazine · Leave a Comment
By Neil Berliner
Larry King said he’s retiring so he can watch his kids play in their Little League games. Hey Larry…Don’t ignore the kids from your first few marriages! They’re playing too; in the slow-pitch senior citizens softball league down in Miami Beach!
A Vietnamese acupuncturist claims that she can tell if a man is a virgin if he has a red spot behind his ear. Listen wacko, to find male virgins, just spend 30 seconds at any Star Wars convention.
Monoblogue by Neil Berliner: Been There, Done That
February 12, 2010 by Stage Time Magazine · Leave a Comment
By Neil Berliner
The president has reversed George Bush’s decision to send astronauts to the moon, saying that we already did that in the ’60s. Obama went on to say that he also won’t be sending any more troops to Viet Nam or inviting the Beatles to the White House!
Pee Wee Herman is hoping for a big comeback by doing a revival of his live stage show. By “comeback”, I hope he doesn’t mean the theater seats.
Humor Column: The Urban Erma by Leighann Lord: At Least Reid Didn’t Call Obama a Nappy-Headed Ho
January 24, 2010 by Stage Time Magazine · Leave a Comment
Well you have some Black in you don’t you?” The conversation had been going along rather harmlessly when out of nowhere the question of my ethnicity popped up. Much to my bewilderment, the last few years of my life have been marked by people assuming that I am biracial. I am not. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Is this part of Barack Obama’s legacy? Will people assume that all smart, sexy, black folks have one white parent? Should I have taken offense?
When I informed my casual conversation partner that both my parents were Black, (brown to be exact) she seemed honestly perplexed. “With your light skin, green eyes, nice hair and freckles? Really?” Yes. Really. Historical miscegenation is funny like that, continually manifesting itself in the generational gene pool.
Humor Column: The Urban Erma by Leighann Lord: Dear Kim Jong II…
January 4, 2010 by Stage Time Magazine · Leave a Comment
Hope You are Fine. Wish You Were Here.
Obama Writes Letter to N. Korea Leader
By Leighann Lord
Special Envoy and honorary post man Stephen Bosworth delivered a letter to North Korean leader Kim Jong II written by President Obama. The contents of the letter are unknown but it is part of the effort to get North Korea back to talks about nuclear disarmament. Political paparazzi may wonder what this heretofore secret letter says, but style mavens everywhere really want to know: handwritten or typed?
Monoblogue by Neil Berliner: Airport TSA Security Lines: Laptops, Liquids, and “Loafers”
January 3, 2010 by Stage Time Magazine · Leave a Comment
You’d think that our airport security wouldn’t stink, considering that those TSA guys take away all of our mouthwash, toothpaste, and deodorant over three ounces!
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